“Delulu Meter Tee – For When Reality’s Overrated”

Ever wonder where you stand on the “delusional but make it cute” scale? Now you can proudly broadcast it with the Delulu Meter Tee, a pastel-powered, sass-filled reminder that being a little out of touch with reality is actually a lifestyle.

Slip this on and instantly upgrade your vibe from meh to yaaas queen without even having to manifest it (but like… manifest anyway, just in case). Perfect for brunches, book clubs, bad decisions, and any event where being extra is the dress code.

Features:

• Eye-poppin’ pastel print – Goes with your bubbly personality and iced coffee addiction.

• 100% soft cotton – Feels like a hug from your most delusional bestie.

• Unisex fit – Because delulu knows no gender.

• Vibrant, fade-resistant colors – Your meter will stay at yaaas queen level wash after wash.

• Conversation starter – Warning: strangers will stop you to figure out where they fall on the scale.

Your reality might be questionable, but your drip? Unquestionable. 💅